Order now and in 6-8 weeks you'll be able to keep yourself going with some free Folgers Gourmet Coffee.

Caffeinate yourself here: https://folgersgourmetselections.offerprocessingcenter.com/Offer.aspx

Free trial size bottle of Replenish Contact Lens Solution. I usually put one in my car and use it to rewet my lenses, eye dropper style, when they feel dry.

Get it here: www.replenishlenscomfort.com

Museum Day is a nationwide event taking place on Saturday, September 29, 2007, where participating museums and cultural institutions across the country offer free admission to Smithsonian readers and Smithsonian.com visitors. Museum Day celebrates the country’s cultural offerings, allows the dissemination of knowledge and brings Americans together.

A bit far out into the future, but it's always good to be prepared.

Get Cultured: http://content.smithsonianmag.com/museumday/

The Accessory Mod Kit will give you and your computer the capability to stand out from the rest, but there is no guarantee that it will make you cooler in anyway.

This Combo mod kit include Case Lighting, 2 80MM Chrome Fan Grills (this may make you a bit cooler), Thumb Screws and Crystal LED.

Dork Up: www.buy.com/retail/product.asp?sku=205075600

Not as cool as the red Swingline stapler, but this office-deco pencil sharpener offered by Staples is free after the $10 rebate.

Sharpen Something: www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?productI...

I think they should rename the kit to "Learn to Fly or Die Trying"

Get it here: www.learntoflykit.com

Get a free Hallmark greeting card. This deal would be pathetic if the cards didn't cost $4 a piece... then again, this is a deal that sorta requires you to give it away to someone else. Hmmm.

Card 'em: http://walmart.triaddigital.com/enhancedrendercontent_ektid16984.aspx

The lazy mans motto in sticker form... so many ways this can go wrong. :P

Stick it to 'em: http://dontdoit.tapatap.com/tapatap-userweb2/dontdoit

It's going to be a long journey for Bausch & Lomb to regain consumer confidences, but free is always a good start.

Free Lens Kit: www.bauschwearandcare.com/index.php

These strips have an edge over other whitening products, they simply dissolve away instead of requiring you to rinse or remove any applications. Mix this with those Listerine breath strips and you'll save yourself 5 mins everyday from brushing... unless you plan using your teeth for more than 5 years.

Get 'em here: http://walmart.triaddigital.com/enhancedrendercontent_ektid17024.aspx