These chips actually look pretty tasty.

Warning: Don't plan on hosting any parties with these, unless, of course, the party is online.

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This summer is almost over so I guess is time to start pretending that you'll loose that gut for next summer.

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I see all this stuff aimed at the elderly to compensate for decreased fuctionality of various senses as the body ages and I think why can I use some of this stuff right now to increase my own senses.

Battieris for super hearing: http://offers.energizer.com/perfpack/

Gummie Bear Juice (I think): http://www.walgreens.com/movefree/

Get a free Schick Quattro Razor to help you get a job. Personally I prefer the Gillette Fusion Power, but then again this one is free and doesn't require any batteries?

To get shaving, visit the overly generic "hip" site here: www.showschickyourtrick.com/Registration/register.php

Tips:
- you do not need to check all the boxes to get to submit your form.
- www.numbr.com gives out free disposable phone numbers
- www.pookmail.com gives out free disposable email addresses

RedBox is sorta like an ATM equivalent for movie rentals that lets you rent movies for only $1 a night... unless you have a coupon code that gives you free rentals. Guess what? You now do.
Fee Rental Codes: www.insideredbox.com/index.php/codes

Who said mass marketing was evil? If it is, then this is the concert to sell your soul for, featuring old favorites and virtually unknowns such as Mos Def, Bilal, Little Brother, and Qualo.

URL: www.zuneliveatthebbq.net/

Get a free Nintendo DS when you sign up for the Comcast Triple Play, that offers Digital Cable, Internet, and Phone all in one service package. This is ONLY valid for new subscribers of ALL THREE SERVICES.

Nintendo DS's are great for for everyone, especially if you purchase a DS-X and a EZFlash 3in1 to open the DS to homebrewing software.

Offer URL: www.comcast.com/nintendo/

10 cents for 10 tees, it may not be free but then take two pop cans to your local recycling center and have them subsidize the tees for you. Now you and the hobo you haggled two tin cans for have no excuse to be completely naked.

Just Order 10 Tees for $0.1 and use coupon code LRFREESHIP for free shipping when you order 10 or more Tees

URL: www.us.redoute.com/department.aspx?DeptId=15559&mid=5555037118147

UPDATE: EXPIRED
This deal was too good to last.

"Like a dear caught in the headlights" is how you're friends will feel when you sport this slick budget computer case from NewEgg.com.

$100 + 18.18(s&h) - $100(rebate) = $18.18(final price) + .82 (for the deal title)

Product URL: www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16811117087&ATT=17-507-003

Free sample of SOYJOY snack bars courtesy of Wal-Mart and the countless Mom & Pop shops they have put out of business. Ahhh the taste of capitalism.

Direct URL: http://walmart.triaddigital.com/enhancedrendercontent_ektid15918.aspx